"Your mom is gaaay!"
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
- me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
- them: no
- me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
- them: we're not
- me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
— Sean O’Connell (The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty)
La NASA descubrió que desde el sol se te ve la cara de maraca
— (via conejosdepapel)